One of the most engaging poems I’ve read in a long time, real and droll. Head over and check out his other work. You won’t be sorry. http://bit.ly/2JvJ3Me

if i ran Heck
the place for people
not quite evil enough
for Hell
everyone’s phones
would
constantly vibrate
as if they had just
gotte a text.

but only occasionally
would they get a text.

the first person
to respond
to a real text
would get one year
removed
from their sentence.

but
they have to keep
their phones
in their pants pockets
and
every single person
must wear
skinny jeans.

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